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Our pretty awesome next El Clásico :D

Some sample commentary for how we'd all like the first El Clásico match to go. (Let's just hope Suarez is available.) :D Enjoy!

"It's the third minute...and who better to open the scoring than LIONEL MESSI!!"

"Ter Stegen, the Barcelona goalkeeper, has the ball...passes it up to Lionel Messi, who has dropped back into midfield...Messi going for a goal...And the Saint lets in a second goal from LIONEL MESSI! WITH A GOALKEEPER ASSIST!"

"Messi shooting at goal...Casillas crawls and tries to stop the ball...he FAILS! AND MESSI SCORES A THIRD! HIS FIRST HATTRICK OF THE NIGHT"

"A nice goal from Iniesta!"

"Nice pass to Suarez from Mascherano...and Suarez nets his first of the night!"

"Piqué gets the ball to Masche...and he shoots...IT GOES IN!!! IT'S MASCHERANO'S FIRST GOAL FOR BARCELONA!!!"

"Ronaldo gets the ball...hmm, looks like he's running back...he shot it towards his own goal! It sails right in! CRISTIANO RONALDO LETS IN AN OWN GOAL!! And it was INTENTIONAL!!"

"CASILLAS LETS IN ANOTHER EASY SAVE"

"Own goal from Iker! Not surprising, at this point"

"Deulofeu scores off the bench!"

"Nice goal from Neymar!"

"And Deulofeu scores yet another goal!"

"AND THE SECOND MESSI HATTRICK OF THE NIGHT"

"Great goal from Piqué! Wait...he was awake?!"

"Nice shot from Rakitic....and it goes in!"

"AND IT IS LIONEL MESSI'S THIRD HATTRICK OF THE NIGHT!!!"

"Suarez scores his second goal of the night...assist from Lionel Messi!!"

"It seems that after the very close scoreline of 21-0, Barcelona are more interesting in mocking Real...oh wait, that's Messi's 10th goal, isn't it? Oh, how the great Real Madrid have fallen."

"The goalkeeper, ter Stegen, kicks the ball out to Rakitic in the midfield...passes it to Suarez...AND THAT'S SUAREZ'S THIRD GOAL OF THE NIGHT! HIS VERY FIRST CLASICO AND HE SCORES A HATTRICK!!"

"Busquets has the ball...looks like he's going for a shot....Iker Casillas standing there, doesn't look like he even wants to save it...Busi shoots, Casillas does nothing...and it goes in!"

"Mathieu is running up with the ball...looks like he wants a goal to mark his first Clasico...and he gets it! It goes in!"

"Suarez going toward the net...looks like he wants a fourth goal! He shoots....predictably, it goes right in."

"Gerard Deulofeu gets the ball from midfield...he's going toward goal...oh! He just shot and it went in. I nearly missed that!"

"It looks like Real Madrid is desperately switching goalkeepers...yeah, Casillas is getting taken off, Keylor Navas is coming on. Not that it matters, with 5 minutes left..."

"Wow. It's twenty-seven nil...remember when we thought five nil was bad?"

"And the night ends 27-0"

(maybe I'm just a bit insane :) )

<em>This does not represent the views of Barca Blaugranes or SBNation</em>