Glad you here to spend your weekend with us. I'm kind of drunk, just came from a wedding party -- it was amazing -- , so I didn't have time to check out the news.
But I did watch the NFL opening game. I don't care that my Packers lost. The only thing I care about is Ariana Grande singing the national anthem. That girl is HAHT!
So go ahead and talk junk, you junkies.