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Evidence surfaces suggesting Lionel Messi may be human

Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer to ever walk the face of the earth. He's so good on the pitch that many have believed for years that Messi isn't from the planet Earth and is, in fact, a special type of species unknown to scientists. The way he dribbles effortlessly up and down, left and right, past defenders like they aren't even there makes you wonder if he has superhuman abilities.

However, recent evidence has come to light that suggests that everyone's favorite supernatural phenomenon may be human after all.

Why is Lionel Messi making his own sandwich? Surely he could use his powers to levitate the knife into the Nutella like he does a chip over a goalkeeper's head. Maybe his sorcery is limited to the pitch like Harry Potter's magic is to Hogwarts. That's the only possible explanation that doesn't lead to the life-altering conclusion of Messi being a normal person like you and I.

That has to be it...

Nice try, Lionel. Stop posting mundane videos on your Facebook trying to convince everyone you're just like us. We see through your cheap tricks and know you're not from this planet.

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