You will tell your children about this day. Your children will tell their children about this day. Their children will tell their children about this day. After 194 matches, the impossible has happened. Javier Mascherano has scored a goal for Barcelona.
The club legend has poured his heart and soul into the club since joining in 2010 and now he’s finally scored a goal for the Blaugrana. While in reality it was just a penalty kick in a 6-1 match on a random Wednesday night, by the time your great grandchildren hear about it, it will be a full volley wonderstrike from 50 yards out.
We shall never forget the day Javi broke his goal scoring drought at the Camp Nou. Songs will be sung. Poems will be said. Books will be written about the fabled Mascherano goal that sent the Barcelona faithful into delirious rapture. I can die now, I’ve seen every wonder this world has to offer.